~ To All The Ants In MY House~

Especially the big black one... I don't mind if we're sharing a space... I mean.. I did mind at first

but since you guys had made your own community.. I welcome you with open arms...

But please...

We share a space.. You're freaking small.. So this whole house is like the whole of Melacca

therefore there is

more than enough space for you to roam around..

So why?? I ask you why my dearest ant friend... Why do you need to invade my privacy?

Why do you feel the need to take that I'm your Everest??? Why do you need to conquer me?

That doesn't mean that you can climb on me and make it as if I'm like a

fortress coz I'm not...

GET IT!!! I'M NOT!!!!!

~ You'll Know WheN... ~

YOUR BF IS NOT LISTENING TO YOU WHEN HE AGREES EVEN WITH THE DUMBEST OF QUESTION....

We were watching License to Grill and he asked me to Google what cumin is.. So I did and the answer in Malay is jintan. But there is two kind which is jintan manis and jintan putih.. So I was telling him bout it.. He was saying "emmm.. and aahhhh". And this is the question I asked...

me: B... ade ke jintan ungu ek?

B: a'ah

me: ade ek jintan ungu.. ooooo.... wth!!!! jintan ungu!!! are you kidding me???!!!

that was when he realize he answered the wrong thing. giler kantoi!!! bwwwuuueeekkkkkk...

~ Too Much Love.... ~

I think I have a problem..
I have too much love to give but too little to give around. I have this fetish of pinching or holding B's hands so tight for no particular reason...

I want a kitten so that I can smother him or her and B would love it if I could at least minimize smothering him instead.

I miss Krong Kreng.. He is the only cat that didn't scratch or scowl at you even if you're pinching him or smothering him till he is short of breath.. hehe.. Even all my friends wonder why he didn't run away from home from all the loving abuse that he've gotten.

But I guess god loves Krong Kreng more and wanted to stop his pain from me and therefore HE took him to heaven live in peace and harmony from me.

Muuuuaaaaaahhhhhhhssssssssss... I love you Krong Kreng.. You are the best cat that I could ever ask for and our memories will forever stay with me..
R.I.P in Cat's Heaven...

~ My greedy Mummy~

I wanted to celebrate my dearest mum on the day when I was born because that's the day when she became a mum. Before me.. She is everything but a mum. But she is greedy as she wants to be celebrated 3 times in a year which is today which is the official mother's day celebration, my birthday and my brother's birthday.
My brother is such a trooper coz he even messaged mummy on the same time when he was born which is at 1:39 am. Bwwwwuuuueeeeekkkkk... Bodek!!! hehehe.. Mummy was complaining coz I woke up late and that's why I messaged her a bit later.. ooooppppsssss... sorry mummy....

Anyway.. Today is a day to celebrate all the mother's in the world.

HaPPy MuMMy's Day!!!!

To mummy who had to endure 9 months of carrying me and I can't even imagine the labour pains that you went through... Yoooouuuuuzzzzzzaaaaaa!!!!
Thank you so much for taking care of me and for loving me unconditionally as it is a blessing that I've always had from the day that I was I born.
Not once did I ever feel unloved even when we're having our petty fights.
Huuuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. I miss our petty fights. I think we got closer in a weird way because of those fights.
I know.. I know... Its a sin... hehe... But Mummy.. You forgive me right...
Mmmmmmmmuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssssss......

Oh ya... Not forgetting my other mums....

To all my beloved aunties whom I could also call my mum I would like to wish you a HaPPy Mother's Day as well. You might not give birth to me and also saved 9 months of pain but still..
I became your so called 'daughter' when I came into your life.
You didn't ask for me but I came anyway...
Nevertheless.. you greeted me with arms wide open..
Thanks for being a great aunty@mum to me..
Muuaaaaahhhhhhsssssssssss again....

~ PERV!!!! ~

My bestfriend is a perv.. As if that's new la kan... But this is new coz she had a crush on one of our friend's brother thanks to his good looks. You can't blame her because the last time we saw him he hasn't even hit puberty. NOW HE'S A MAN!!!! The tall, dark and handsome kind. Ooooooo.... We likey... Guess the difference of one or two years is not as apparent as when we were a kid.

But then again.. Jas is not as a perv as when I was 12.. This is the most pervy story ever for me as I had once had a crush on my dentist. To make it worst is that its her dad... Hello!!!! How am I suppose to know that he is even married. Let alone have a daughter which is the same age as me.
Eeeeeeeuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww...

How ironic it is that we became bestfriend... I could have been her mum instead.. hahahaha... yeah rite!!!!

~ I HATE NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

I'm so addicted to this new reality show... The show really gives me new inspirations to lose weight. I wanna be the biggest loser in MY UNIVERSE.. 7kgs..... I know it's just a little number compared to what they have to loose but still.. Its sooooooo hard for me as I always lapse back. Bad MEL.. Very Bad Mel!!!! Huhuhuhu

Anyway.. Tonight is not the story of my life but the drama in the Biggest Loser series tonight which is so freaking high... Seriously high as Neil gained 17 pounds as he drank 2 gallons of water just so that he won't be portrayed as the biggest threat. But he ruined his own planned when he accidentally said that 1 gallons of water weights 8 pounds and Hollie asked how did he know that. BUSTED!!!!! DAMN LIAR!!!!

Usually in a happy ever after story we are taught with high moral. Hell... our very first book is the Aesop's fables like The Tortoise and the Hare, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, The Dog and the Bone and etc. These fables remain as popular choice for moral education of children even today. Hmmmmmmm.. Getting to the point.. Haven't our mother's taught us even the most simplest lesson in life? I mean.. Where is your integrity??? Tell me WHERE??!!!

The worst thing of all is that he wasn't even voted out by the other teams after the deceitful way he plays the game. What the hell is wrong with these people. So... if that's how they wanna play the game then... Game on People!!!!! Really hope Neil will be voted out next... I want the Black team to win..

~ FiNaLLy!!!!! Smoresssssss Anyone??

YEAY!!! WE DID IT!!!! WE DID IT B!!!! (hahaha.. that sounds so wrong on so many levels...) Our achievement of the day is making the eeeeckkkyyyyy gggooooooeeeeeyyyyyy yuuuuuummmmmmmmyyyyyy rice krispies treats!!!! No more yucky brown blob.. YEAY!!!

Our last experiment failed terribly coz its next journey is not into our tummy but to the trash can. Oooopppppssssss... Sorry... Bak kata mummy kalau nk buang food kena cakap "assalamualaikum.." Kira macam respect ar.. Mummy and her weird ways.. Hehe..

Anyway... B and I was so frustrated with the last experiment that we purposely went to Giant for marshmallow hunting. We ended up buying loadz of other chocolates like Hello Panda, Nini with Hazelnut dip(I think its the new line for Nini... the usual is the red or yellow one), Reese Peanut Butter Cup, Nutrageous and etc. I can just feel the happiness seeping right thru me just being at the chocolate aisle. What a wonderful world.... (suddenly humming the song.. hehe..)
But it was even more wonderful when I had my first bite of the treats.. One can't explain with words... Oh ya one word... YYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I even made smores.. Since smores are made during camping at the camp fire using a skewer.. My only solution is to put my marshy through a chop stick and heat it up using the oven toaster. Bijak tak?? Bijak tak?? Bijak kan... The marshy became soft and gooeeeyyy when I sandwich it with the graham crackers. Its far fetch I guess from the camp fire but just as nice. Smores.... The memory of my summer holidays with my family emerge... Wish I could go back in time.. Huwaaaaaaaaaaa.... Where's my DeLorean??!!!!